It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Derry Show is on the air.

Fault. Paul Jacob III is the owner and pit master of Jaco's J-A-C-O-S barbecue

in Hiram Clark, just south of the Astrodome or NRG Stadium.

Y'all need to understand that even when they tear the Astrodome down, I'm still going to refer to that as the Astrodome.

The NRG Stadium would just be, that's just what I'll call it.

They were hit multiple times by bad guys overnight and stealing their brisket of all things cardinal sin they've also busted up banged up

and messed with the gate paul i uh i'm going to put the word out for somebody to come out and

donate the repair and or replacement of your gate so we can get a good quality gate there

um or pick up the expense

for your guy to do it whatever you desire and we'll work that out do you need to close that door

or put your seatbelt on uh yeah uh i'm good i'm good i'm listening to you. Man, Mike, that's...

What are you doing?

I don't have words right now.

What are you doing?

Sir, I'm going back and forth from the store and the pit.

So Jim, my creative director, called the store, and Martha answered.

Does she go into the store before she goes to work, delivering mail?

Yes, sir. That's a keeper there.

She's one of the hardest working.

Yeah, oh, man, she's one of the hardest working women

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