It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air. Oh, How you do you do you know what Clemson University is, South Carolina?

And I don't say Clemson's.

I say Clemson, because that's the way they pronounce it up for yonder.

So they got this entire new ignis about, oh, we need tampon in the men restroom.

It took me a while to get my frankly igneous mind around that. But now finally I figured out I think what they're talking about up in there.

They got women these days that think they're men's. Okay and these she men's. Okay, and these, she men's wants to go into men's room

and had a Mr. Perry and then find him a tampon that's absolutely free. I don't know who paid for but they

ain't paid for it. Apparently it costs us too much to buy your own dang tampon.

It never did in my day, honey. You do what you had. I don't care if it was Kleenex or some paper tiles.

About it has seen pornography videos. We know what all that looked like up there with that Harry, you know, messed up,

Rawls looking, Hallet Sewound, Ignis. No, no, no, take that off. No, take that off the menu. Nobody wanted to look at it.

Nobody would think about it. Quit acting ignorant. Good God, I might it. It's not that hard.

Back in the day, Archie Bunkelham was right.

Girls was girls and men's was men's.

Can I get a witness up in this? Mm-hmm. Yes, Lord. That's just my ignorant opinion. Let's see what

Michael Bear think about all this for good.

We talked with Ted Cruz off air during a break

and we'll play that for you later in the show.

But let's get to, this is gonna be 401. Let's get to a Houston story. The

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