It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. So... ...so... So, there's a story making the rounds this morning.

There's a rapper named Dank DeMoss.

Have you ever heard of her, Rammu?

No reason you would.

She's 489 pounds. I tell you that. no reason you would she's

489 pounds

I tell you that

because that's going to be relevant

to the story in just a moment

now

I want you to think about this for a moment

489 pounds

so my wife do not if you see her do not tell her I said this because women don't like to be talked about it this way. My wife is 5-2 in 108 pounds. So if you know my wife, imagine this is five of my wife. The average woman you're going to see at the grocery store.

By the way, it's much easier in life being a man than a woman

because a woman's body is fighting against them and they can't help it.

They just can't.

So I don't know what my mom weighed.

I say 150 pounds.

Average woman you see at the grocery store, if she's 5'7,

and you wouldn't say she's a fat woman by any stretch,

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