It's that time.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air. Speaking of grapefruits, if you put that pink grapefruit juice in there with some vodka. That's pretty good. They call that a

greyhound cocktail. Some people like that and they put a little of their cough syrup up in there.

That's called a continental trailways honey because you will be

gold and black and red all over. What do you call prune juice and vodka? Oh that's a

pile driver. You sound so alcoholic. Why are you going to try to bust my game? I'm not sure I'm even supposed to announce that I am in possession of it.

Because that might violate the Ark of the Covenant, but I have received the email from Richard.

As of 840 this morning, I have received the email

with the note that there will be in addition to that more to come.

I don't know if, I don't believe, I don't believe I don't think I am authorized to share the contents at this point, if ever.

This may be one of those things like the Kennedy assassination

that 60 years later we're still arguing over how much can be released.

But because many of you were concerned I wanted you to know that yes I am in possession of the email. I am in fact. So let's say your spring independent

school district. Sure you've had your problems.

Sure, you're not performing at the level you should.

Sure, you've got some idiots in charge, but how can you tell the community? Hey listen, we're the biggest bunch of dumbasses around.

Is there one thing we can do?

Well, I suppose you could all go stand naked in the middle of the freeway.

No, that's been done before.

We need something that will really enshrine our dumb assery.

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