It's that time.

Lock and load.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the microwave.

Got a three day beard.

I don't plan to shave and it's a good thing,

but I just got to say say I'm doing all right

We'll think I made me some homemade soup

I'm feeling pretty good and that's the truth

It's neither drink nor drug induced,

no, I'm just doing all right.

It's a great day to be alive.

I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes.

How many of you remember the year of the season of the Tombstone article, Richard Justice at the Houston Chronicle, wrote an article burying the Astros.

They're terrible... burying the Astros.

They're terrible, it's horrible, seasons over.

Alongside a tombstone and the Astros would go on a torrid winning street and have a great season. I think that was 05. I think that was the World Series season if I recall correctly. And Richard Justice, when people threw that up in his face, which they did, said,

I didn't put the Tombstone there.

Yeah, but you wrote the article, and he had. The overblown sports media, last week the Texans of course lost yesterday,

falling from 2 and 0 to 2 and 1. And after last week's win, the Houston

Chronicle front page said that the Texans had were running away with the division lead and I, I remember when I first started watching sports.

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