AM Show Hr 1 | Politics, Parkland, and Rock Stars in Stretchy Pants
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Hair politics, Harris County scandals, immigration ops with Dr. Seuss names, and aging rock stars in stretchy pants—Michael Berry brings humor and hard truths about culture, corruption, and America’s skilled trade crisis.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:07.7 | It's that time. |
| 0:11.6 | Lock and load. |
| 0:14.9 | The Michael Vary show is on the air. |
| 0:18.4 | I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. |
| 0:21.5 | Bye. |
| 0:24.1 | Let me explain something to white people. |
| 0:27.0 | Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. |
| 0:30.9 | So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, |
| 0:34.3 | we are trapped by the straightness. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair. |
| 0:39.3 | I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. |
| 0:42.3 | I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. |
| 0:46.3 | And send him on his way. |
| 0:48.3 | That's why so many of us can't swim, |
| 0:51.3 | and we run away from the water. People won't go to the gym because we're |
| 0:57.0 | trying to keep our hair straight for y'all. It is exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes |
| 1:03.1 | up so much time. Breads are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work. Don't |
| 1:09.8 | tell me how to wear my hair. |
| 1:11.8 | Don't wonder about it. |
| 1:13.5 | Don't touch it. |
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