AM Show Hr 1 | Open Lines, Kamala Drama & A Fish With No Eyes
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Open Line Friday delivers everything: Michael riffing over “Oh Happy Day,” Texans fans brawling at NRG, Kamala’s team grilling Josh Shapiro, why ASL interpreters matter, a deep dive into concierge doctors, bad drivers destroying perfectly good trucks, a listener’s kidney‑cyst saga, and—of course—the world’s greatest dumb fish joke.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:07.7 | It's that time. |
| 0:11.6 | Lock and load. |
| 0:14.9 | The Michael Derry Show is on the air. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh, yes, that means it's Friday. |
| 0:31.3 | It's a group project. |
| 0:35.0 | Open line, 713-999-9-9-1,000. |
| 0:39.9 | Everybody looks forward to open- Friday and Oh Happy Day. |
| 0:42.8 | This is where we center ourselves if you're new to the program. |
| 0:45.3 | Take a deep breath, think good thoughts. |
| 0:48.9 | I try not to talk over Oh, Happy Day. |
| 0:53.0 | People get so mad if I talk over Oh Happy Day. I introduce the song to them when they get mad. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, man, they can't stand it. I'll get hate help now. |
| 1:10.0 | Why'd you have to talk over a happy day if I don't |
| 1:13.0 | let the whole song play oh my goodness you could talk the rest of the time why you had to |
| 1:20.6 | talk over that could have waited all right to them them the full happy day. |
| 1:29.1 | They behaved this week. |
| 1:34.9 | All I'm trying to do is establish that I could talk if I wanted to. |
| 1:39.8 | Oh, happy day. |
| 1:43.7 | Happy day. I'm going to disfrey. Oh happy day Oh happy day |
| 1:46.0 | In this weather, it might be our last oh happy day |
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