It's a happy day, folks.

It's a good day in America.

Boy, you ever heard of Portillo's?

Hot dogs?

I think it's out of Chicago.

Don't let me finish this first hour without coming back to Portios.

But first, committed this week, I'm not going to talk over it.

To get us started, as we always do, courtesy of the greatest executive producer in all the land.

Chattacone Nakanishi, your week in review.

You hear about sexual harassment on TV, and it makes the headlines in newspapers.

As an employee, what do you need to know about it?

You know, the whole sexual harassment

craze and all that, and by the way, there were some people still are who don't know when to stop.

There's certain things you just don't do, and some guys don't know any better. They need to be

kicked in the nuts. Period. End of story.

And that stuff would stop. To introduce to you the 45th and the 47th president of the United States of America.

I don't Donald John Trump, who solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States.

President Trump's escalating crackdown on illegal immigration.

Reinstating military members previously discharged for refusing COVID-19 vaccines.

Programs related to DEI, the Green New Deal, and foreign aid assistance.

I didn't believe that he was due what he's done in the first year, and he's done it in the first week.

My goodness, this is the most glorious thing.

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