It's that time.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

The Michael Dairy Show is on the air.

I'm going to

I got a nice working in the microwave.

I got a free day beard I don't plan to shave and it's a good

thing but I just got to say I'm doing all right well I think I'm doing alright well I think I make me some homemade soup I'm feeling pretty good

and that's the truth

it's neither drink nor just doing all right.

It's a great day to be alive.

I know the sun's still shiny when I close my eyes.

It's a hard times in the neighborhood.

There are two types of people in this world.

Those who stubbed their toe at least once a year and those who never

stubbed their toe. I'm a toe stubber. So last night I'm in the restroom on my throne pitch dark 2 o'clock in the morning and I have

a tendency if I get up to check the messages, right? What's the breaking news? Is there something we should start prepping on early?

I hear a knock downstairs. Not a knock, but you know things that go bump in the night sort of sound, okay? And I jump up off my throne, come out the door and confront this nefarious noise.

And when I do,

Agh!

Agh! My left pinky toe. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. My mom was a toe of her from way back.

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