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Guaranteed Human.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary show is on the air.

Let's get out of here.

Out.

Canada. Canada. We won't be there before the air. Get out of here. Out.

Canada.

Canada.

Won't be there before these son of a bitchies know what hit them.

All the bud! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the Fox News decision desk can now officially project that Donald Trump will become the 47th president of the United States.

You guys know that my husband turned Republican this term. I don't know why. I threw his ass out of the house. I think I'm going to sleep with his friends. I think that's the only way. 4B movement's starting. We're not going to dye our hair anymore. We're not going to do makeup. We're not going to use filters. We're not going to go get the skin stuff. We're not going to dress up and look nice. Why? So that they can come and act like they own us because we look like this? Absolutely not. No, y'all. The 4B movement means like we're going to be cozy, comfy in our own skin. And everyone over here is like, good strapped get ready get prepared but you know what

it's fine let's go bring it on you want to fight i'm ready to fight there is a highly trained professional

assassin out there right now and you have one job i'm going off the rail, got a crazy train. I'm going off the rail, got it crazy trade.

I'm a firm believer in karma, as well as three times a charm.

All I'm saying right now is that someone in the White House would better take their shot right now and better not miss.

My doors are open for you if you need a safe house.

I would purchase a clock.

And if you and I are walking on the same street and it's dark out and you're a white male, you have to be white for this to count, okay?

Even if you don't approach me, I will shoot you.

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