It's that time.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Berry Show is on the air. cooking in the microwave got a free day beard I don't plan to shave and it's good

the thing but I just got to say I'm doing all right

Well look I make me some homemade soup I'm feeling pretty good and that's the truth

It's neither drink nor drug induce, no I'm just doing all right.

It's a great day to be alive.

I know the sun's still shiny when I close my eyes.

It's reading this story this weekend.

A boy asked his father if he knew what an eclipse was and the father said no son. on. According to a body when it is

when it is immersed in water remote the telephone rings

that was a better joke back when you had to go get the phone off the wall.

There was a friendly soccer match between the employees of Boeing and Airbus.

You know how the referee died? He blew the whistle at the end so Boeing killed him.

Good whistleblower joke right there.

It is Eclipse Day.

I might call my friend Justin White at Senior Health Services

and goed him because I guarantee he is wound tight.

Oh, he's got to be so fired up right now.

He's been trying to get me emotionally prepared for this eclipse for a month. It looks like many parts of the state

including the Houston area will be dealing with widespread cloud cover at the same time the eclipse is scheduled to start.

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