Am I The Scrooge? | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 29 November 2025
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0:00 Intro
2:33 I bought my wife a Roomba for Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ed9cyv/aita_for_buying_my_wife_a_roomba_for_christmas/
14:22 Guy I'm seeing thinks Santa Claus is real https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/18qgdhf/guy_im_seeing_legitimately_thinks_santa_claus_is/
30:15 I want to put a birthday hat on my neighbor's pumpkin https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jk7q8j/wibta_if_i_put_a_birthday_hat_on_my_neighbors/
39:27 My bf got my Pokemon for Christmas... https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1hzfl61/my_26f_bf_30m_got_me_pok%C3%A9mon_for_christmas_and_i/
46:10 I sat on my husband's lap at Thanksgiving https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/z55m2b/aita_for_sitting_on_my_husbands_lap_during/
57:50 I passed gas on the dance floor https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1gdmvza/tifu_passing_gas_on_the_dance_floor/
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| 1:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. |
| 1:04.0 | And today's theme is holidays. |
| 1:06.0 | Yay! |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, I need a night. |
| 1:10.0 | It is, I believe it is November 29th that this is being posted, |
| 1:15.3 | which means it's kind of right in the middle of the holiday season. |
| 1:19.7 | Christmas time, the holiday season is beginning for many. |
| 1:23.7 | Thanksgiving just happened. |
| 1:25.4 | Halloween, just happened like a couple weeks ago. We're taking away our pumpkin pancake batter, and we're replacing it with candy cane. Yeah. Nutmeg pumpkin. Pumpkins are allowed in December. They are, but we're shifting a little bit to a more peppermint. Yeah, but we're going peppermint. You're going peppermint? |
| 1:44.6 | We're shifting slowly to the North Pole. I'm actually going eggnog. Oh, hell yeah. I can get on that train. Yeah. Like, Pumpkin is still a part of Christmas, but I think as we leave Thanksgiving and enter into December, we're slowly doing more peppermint. Yeah. Okay, okay. I can't get, I respect that for you guys. |
| 2:02.2 | I can't always get on the like peppermint. Yeah. Okay, okay. I can't get, definitely. I respect that for you guys. I can't always get on the like peppermint everything vibe. That's fair. Like. I don't think that is fair. I think you have to hear her out. Hear who out? Peppermint. Come on out. Come on out, peppermint. By the way, I'm joined by Chance and Angela. |
| 2:18.2 | Yes! |
| 2:22.4 | Thank you both for being here. |
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