It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

And with all the crazy technology coming out, there's devices that can tell you almost everything about yourself.

Oh, gosh, yeah.

I mean, there's smart watches that tell if you're sleeping okay.

We have video doorbells that alert you when a package is being stolen off your porch.

Oh, yeah.

I wish they had tasers to them.

Yeah, you can't do anything about it, but there it goes. There's even robot vacuums that talk you down before you drunkenly hook up with your ex. Yeah. Do you really want to hook up with Logan again? He's dirtier than the floor of your walking closet. That's a new feature I haven't dropped out my rumba. I know, they've come a long way. But you know what they haven't invented yet? What? What? That they really should is some kind of wearable smart device that alerts you when you're starting to act like a jerk. Oh. But real jerks don't want to know when they're being jerks, do they? They alert you and you're like, this stupid device, this technology sucks.

Well, until science comes out with a doucheometer, we'll continue to do this segment called,

Am I the Jerk?

Oh my gosh.

I think we should call this segment doucheometer.

Maybe.

But here's how it works.

You tell us about an argument or some weird situation that you found yourself in and how you handled it in the moment.

And then we'll discuss and not only give our opinion, but we'll also ask our listeners to text in to 7-8-5-9-2 and tell us what they think if you were in the right or if you were in the wrong.

And then by the end of this, hopefully we give everybody a little bit of peace of mind.

So who needs our help today?

Her name is Trisha.

Welcome to the show, Trisha.

Thank you, guys.

You're welcome.

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