Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Oh, God.

Say it again, Jeff.

It's not just the title of Brooks' autobiography.

That is right.

It's true.

If you make a woman feel rejected or unappreciated, she will make sure that you come to regret it.

Ooh.

And that sentiment's even more intense if the woman happens to be a bride.

Oh, that's true.

You do not mess with her on her special day.

Everybody knows that.

And that's why one of our listeners emailed us for help because she felt betrayed by her friends on her big day and decided she was going to get even.

Uh-oh.

Really?

Now they're saying she's gone too far.

Oh, no.

And yes, now she's gone too far is chapter seven of Brooks' autobiography.

But text in 7-8-5-9-2 because we're going to need listener input during a brand-new edition of Am I the Jerk?

And there's seven more chapters after I've gone too far. It goes even farther than that. I keep going. Yeah, my Brooke's autobiography. You're going to hear what happened for this bride when we do Am I the Jerk next. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we all need someone in our lives to keep us in check. And call us out when we're out of line, when we're acting a fool. Oh, God, that's why celebrities turn out the way they do. They don't have that person. Yeah, they have yes men. You know? Or when your downward dog goes right side up in yoga class? Nope. Uh, what? That could be embarrassing. Or impressive. I'm not sure which. Well, it would help if someone would at least step in and tell you politely,

hey, your downward dog is showing.

And that's what we're here to do today.

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