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🗓️ 14 September 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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On this episode of SimplyPodLogical, Cristine and Ben review school themed r/amitheasshole posts and give their hot takes about bragging about getting into college, cheating on an exam, failing a course and sneezing in class.
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0:00.0 | Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. |
0:10.4 | Hey, what's up? Hello, everyone. And welcome back to another episode of Simply Podlogical, |
0:14.1 | a Simply Nailogical podcast. Happy Tocco Tuesday. |
0:18.1 | Christine, sometimes I have these dreams that I'm in high school and I like, forgot to do |
0:23.3 | a volunteer work or something or I never handed in a paper and I don't graduate. I'm still |
0:29.4 | in high school. You still have those nightmares as a 30 year old. I'm 34 years old. Ben, are you okay? |
0:35.9 | No, it's weird too. I liked high school. So why do you have nightmares, but it might be fun to be |
0:40.0 | back in high school. You want to go back to high school? Back on the volleyball team. Oh my god. |
0:44.7 | Senior jazz band. Yeah. You are a cool boy. You don't have dreams about school still? I do sometimes, |
0:50.8 | but not high school. Definitely more in like university. But it's more like missing what's in the air. |
0:55.9 | Like right now it's September. And if this was 10 years ago, I would be walking into the courtyard |
1:01.6 | in the middle of Carlton University with my Tila Tay and probably one for my prof if I was T.A. |
1:07.4 | So these are the good dreams, not like nightmares like I missed an exam. It's like, no. I feel like I had |
1:13.4 | those nightmares while I was attending school because you know you're stressed at that time about |
1:17.8 | school. But I don't have nightmares today about not finishing an exam because it's like 10 years ago, |
1:23.0 | you know, I'm pretty sure I finished all my exams at this point. Yeah, I think I, you know, |
1:27.3 | if I had that nightmare, I'd be like, what the fuck is my problem? When we find like 10 years, |
1:31.2 | well, that's I guess I should be thinking. But we funny if like 10 years later you get a letter |
1:35.8 | from your school, hey, we made a mistake. You actually never handed in that exam. We're taking |
1:40.9 | your degree back. You actually failed this class. So either report to finish your exam now and in |
1:46.2 | two weeks or you get it. It sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie or something. Like a clerical error. |
1:51.0 | Yeah. That would be hilarious. I mean, not in real life that actually happened. But if that was a movie, |
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