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🗓️ 4 February 2022
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0:32.4 | I always like doing this because as your a Theocratic fascist dictator, one of my duties |
0:36.4 | is to listen to the people and hear their problems and then judge them ruthlessly. Thankfully, |
0:43.5 | Reddit's, in my the f***al forum, provides us plenty of fuel for this f***al fire. |
0:49.8 | Take a listen. |
0:51.6 | In my the f***al for kicking my husband out of the delivery room, I, 23 female, my husband |
0:56.7 | 24 male just had our first baby. My husband was so excited and was super supportive and |
1:01.6 | caring throughout the pregnancy. The only thing is that he became slightly obsessed with |
1:06.2 | watching YouTube and TikTok videos of husbands pulling pranks on their wives while in |
1:11.3 | labor. I just got an idea for a different series of YouTube videos we have to do now. |
1:15.3 | I didn't mind at first, but then he started casually joking about doing things he saw |
1:18.9 | in the videos saying it would be funny. I clearly stated my distaste for them and asked |
1:23.4 | him not to do anything like what he saw. He agreed and continued to joke about it from |
1:27.5 | time to time, but I brushed it off since I trusted him and thought nothing would come of |
1:31.1 | it. The day of the delivery came and I had been in labor for eight hours, I had just finished |
1:36.2 | another round of contractions when my husband let out the loudest fart, turned to me and |
1:41.0 | said, what the hell have you been eating that smells disgusting? I immediately recognized |
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