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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cat and Pat cover why almond milk gets clumpy, what happens when your aunt sees a ghost, earwax obsessions, getting more sleep than the average person, and more.

Leave Cat & Pat a VM: 917-243-1302.

Seek Treatment is executive produced by Catherine Cohen, Pat Regan, and Allison Bresnick.

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0:00.0	Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish
0:10.0	For a centrum above, well here's a pack of double voice x fucking dating in love
0:16.0	Seek treatment, if you're boring as fun, seek treatment
0:21.0	If you're unlucky in love, seek treatment
0:25.0	If you just can't take a hit, we'll sing treatments
0:30.0	With cat and cat
0:32.0	Hey, it's Catherine
0:35.0	And Patrick and this is Seek treatment
0:39.0	If hot cast about boys, sex, fucking
0:42.0	Forking dating and love
0:46.0	And love lives, and ultimately love lives
0:49.0	Our love lives
0:50.0	You know I can't hear myself
0:52.0	I tried to watch with everything in me, I think I was drunk one night and came home and I popped on America's favorite HBO Max
1:01.0	And I tried for a single second to watch the Annak Hendrick vehicle love life
1:06.0	Which I believe I auditioned for and I'm going to go ahead and say 2004
1:11.0	It's hard to remember when I went in for that
1:13.0	I literally was like someone put in word poetry about being young through like I am a
1:22.0	Mulsifier and then like it made a show
1:25.0	Yeah, I remember, I don't know if I went in for that or if I did a tape or something
1:30.0	But I remember just being so confused by like
1:34.0	What year was?
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