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🗓️ 17 February 2024

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0:00-0:54 Intro

0:55-8:48 I made my teenage son drink beer https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/i4qraj/aitd_for_giving_my_underaged_son_alcohol_poisoning/

8:49-17:11 I snuck olive oil into my gf's food https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/143m19r/aita_for_poisoning_my_girlfriend_with_massive/

17:12- 22:08 I kicked drunk women out of my apartment https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/vq4h50/aita_for_convincing_my_best_friend_to_kick_out/

22:09-41:45 My mom and sister tricked me https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/168jnh6/my_mother_tried_to_trick_me_f26_into_joining_my/?share_id=9MM9UlCQsxeORC1VR6Uiu&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

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45:25-57:03 I humiliated and shattered my gf's confidence https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/121vn6i/i_26m_humiliated_and_shattered_my_gfs_25f/

57:04-1:11:59 My bf is a "passport bro" https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/193da1t/my_22f_boyfriend_24m_is_a_passport_bro_and_i_had/?share_id=aprAom8Jm2P39sYzbg0dg&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

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0:00.0	Welcome back to more Reddit stories. I'm Shane. And today I'm joined by Ian and Amanda.
0:07.3	Hello.
0:08.3	Happy to be here. Thank you, Ian. The theme today is, am I safe? And by that I mean,
0:16.0	there's a lot of people in this who think they're chill, who think they're cool. But they're the type of people that you're like, I should not hang out with you. Why was I invited on this episode? Yeah, also,
0:25.9	wait, I know why I was invited. Because I can tell you that you're not safe. You make everybody
0:30.4	Yeah, yeah. And you make everybody feel safe. It's true because I... Unless they don't like
0:36.7	physical touch.
0:37.5	Yeah.
0:38.5	Which I learn pretty quickly.
0:40.0	And then I go, I need to stop touching everybody.
0:42.2	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:45.3	So we're gonna read through these and at the end we're gonna kind of vote on who we think is the least safe person out of all of these stories.
0:52.6	Okay.
0:53.5	Here we go. Our first story.
0:55.0	Am I the asshole for making my 16 year old son drink an 18 pack of beer that he stole?
1:01.0	I'm sorry.
1:02.0	I mean, I already see the thought process that dude is like cigarette, because they do that
1:07.0	with cigarettes.
1:08.0	Cigarettes and beer are not the same thing.
1:10.0	Okay. I think this is Peter Griffin who wrote this. Okay. My 16-year-old son started his senior year this week. This last weekend of summer, we agreed to let him go to a friend's house. We've been quarantined all summer along with his friend. This was written in 2020, August of 2020.
1:29.2	His parents are our friends. They're serious about sickness. It was supposed
1:31.3	to be just them two. The parents
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