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participating retailers. Good morning. It's three minutes after 10 and you are listening to James

O'Brien on LBC. It's a funny one this morning, actually.

I tell you something strange, which occurred shortly before I came on air.

Things like this discombobululate me slightly.

I got a tweet of Mary.

It said, I hope out Mr. James O.B. has a good rant lined up.

I'm verging on several myself. Now, if you are kind enough to listen to this program on a vaguely regular basis, you'll know that I am not unfamiliar with a style of broadcasting that could be loosely described as ranting. There are plenty of things that get my proverbial goat on an almost daily basis. Some days,

my goat remains ungotten. But, you know, the political landscape in particular, the utterly

unnecessary damage that's been done to the very fabric of our nation by some of the most incompetent

and unpleasant politicians in, probably in British history. uh, yeah, animates me almost daily.

But, but I, I read that.

I thought, what am I supposed to be cross about this morning?

The producer and I had our customary exchange of views and I'm not going to lie to you.

There were no stories that really jumped out as being deserving of the full hair dryer

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