Always a Bridesmaid

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Raise a glass...it's our WEDDING EPISODE! We're discussing survival skills for being single (and/or broke) during wedding season, wedding planning tips so your guests don't hate you, overall etiquette, bridezilla behavior, bridesmaid woes, eloping, and even tips for canceling the whole thing! We also share our proudest wedding walk-of-shame stories. Cheers, we hope you enjoy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	because I think fries maybe they get in their head.
0:01.4	They're like, Ashley's so slutty.
0:02.7	Like, I don't want to bring in some random dude.
0:04.1	I never did, bitch.
0:05.2	And I was a slut.
0:06.3	["Monday, Monday"]
0:20.2	Hi, guys.
0:21.0	Hi, guys.
0:21.6	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:23.9	Happy wedding season.
0:25.4	Happy Monday.
0:27.2	It'll.
0:28.0	Monday.
0:28.7	People Monday, am I right?
0:30.8	Rise and grind.
0:32.0	Maloney, every Monday morning starts sending me like,
0:34.2	time to hustle text messages.
0:35.8	Just hustle or grind.
0:37.3	How's chicken rising grind?
0:39.0	Put your hair, but a bun, get a done sister.
0:43.2	It's just us today, guys.
0:44.6	It's just us.
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