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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The hags are back, lying prone in mild Trendelenburg. Jacqueline tests competing wearable devices at once. Kate forces community at The Grove, where leopard abounds. Hens clucking about chair structure? It’s the music of the every day. The hope of a whisper campaign, trusting the ears to guide. Two couples, four Oaxaca bowls. A vat of rosewater, King of the locker room, and extreme temperature sleepers. Are we closest to God right after dinner? Scrambled brands and a false report. 

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Two best friends both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse.

0:07.4

The hag divines when something must die.

0:09.7

Yes, that was poog, but this is huge.

0:12.4

The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

0:15.2

It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

0:20.3

Do you straighten your hair? Are you joking? Straighten? You look, something's going on. Is it the angle? Like you're like, your angle, like the camera's at a crazy angle? Guess what I pulled out of the mix, okay, wildly. I found it on the shelf after, you know, just, I just go, what's going on there?

0:56.2

I don't, the app's not even on the phone anymore, okay? Just grab it. I go, we'll turn on, we'll do anything. I slap something on, I see some random clear stuff. I slap it on. I go, oh, there she goes. I go, who knows the program that's on, but it was working, okay? She's talking about the zip microcurrent device, which I swear by for acne.

1:31.1

By the way, this is, this is like working out. It's like, start working out. Someone else goes wrong. I'm breaking out from like sweating, I guess. And then maybe not immediately washing my face enough. I don't know. Well, tell out there. I mean, you're wearing SPF on the way to the workout, I imagine, in the car? Are you sitting down? Sometimes I don't. I go raw if I'm going straight to the workout because... Well, yeah, I mean, no, who does? I know, because it feels ridiculous. That's why you have to wear a full face smock, which I do, again, think we might want to consider what's the deal with UV blockage in the car? Maybe just the eyes peering out?

1:31.3

Yeah.

1:28.7

Well, full face smock, which I do, again, think we might want to consider, what's the deal with UV blockage in the car?

1:29.8

Just the eyes peering out?

1:31.1

Yeah.

1:31.4

But what's the deal with UV blockage in the car? You haven't seen this? No, I've seen it. Images. Yeah, where it's fully, fully faced. But like... Just the eyes peeking out. Yeah, but... Can you believe I've been to the Grove already today, Grove and back?

1:42.8

Well, here we go, folks.

1:44.7

First of all, let's just call it what it is.

1:47.5

Talk about not much. believe I've been to the grove already today, Grove and back? Well, here we go, folks. First

1:45.0

all, let's just, let's just call it what it is. Talk about not morning poog, and it ain't morning.

1:50.9

But this is a crazy poog time. I've lived six. I've lived six and a half years today. Every day is a

1:58.3

freaking lifetime. And this one, oh, and I just mean emotionally, mentally.

2:04.6

It's such a vastly different place to it. So anyway, it's 422, folks. It's 422, 420 Pug. And I was going to

2:15.4

join Jacqueline this morning for a workout, but I was feeling a little depleted,

2:19.4

and my aura ring told me to take it easy today,

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