Hello my friends and welcome to the Robcast and this episode is part three of

alternative wisdom and this one is called an introduction to punk wisdom and

yeah we're gonna cover all sorts of ground so that's my daughter's birthday this

weekend she's turning eight so we have a unicorn pinata on the premises the

unicorn pinata may actually be tied up into the ceiling of the backhouse so

that's the level of greatness that we are aspiring to this weekend oh and I'm

about to go to her class and you know how you take treats in on your kids birthday

and I wrote this kid's story for her recently about a guy named Don who has a

goat and a guy named Ron who has a boat Don had a goat and Ron had a boat and

Ron used to roll around in his boat and gloat and say I'm gonna boat Don and you're

on land I bet you can't stand it that I'm in my boat and you're on your land

with your goat who wants a goat when you could have a boat I have it right in

front of me because I'm about to she wants me to read it to her class and I had

this feeling that and this this whole story about what happens by the way the

goat its name is Randy and his last name is Dandy and it gets sandy standing

there on the shore but Don can't take anymore so literally I am about to print

out this story about Don had a goat and Ron had a boat and a story is called a

goat for a boat because they end up trading the boat for the goat and then Ron

finds out that the boat has a leak it's made of teak and there's a leak in the

teak and now he has water on his seat and he finds out that he's been burned

that Don is actually a con that Ron is actually a con and I don't know why I'm

telling you about this but it makes me laugh because I'm in full this story mode

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