Alternative Careers to the Ones You Have (w/ Marcella Arguello, David Gborie, and Zak Toscani)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2018
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Take this job and shove it, AFE ain't working here no more. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Marcella Arguello, International Waters, and Old Yung Viral Tweet God to draft jobs we'd wanna do if we were not comedians!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:26.9 | Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. |
| 0:30.4 | The podcast that's got to be honest, it's not on the surfboard yet. |
| 0:34.6 | It's it's sitting in the ocean. |
| 0:36.5 | It's bobbing up and down. |
| 0:37.9 | There's waves coming, but I just keep sort of getting like lazily tossed off my surfboard. |
| 0:42.7 | What I'm trying to say is my brain has not completely synced up with my mouth. |
| 0:47.1 | There's a fog. |
| 0:48.3 | I don't want to blame it on the halal guys that I post made it around 845 last night. |
| 0:53.3 | Before I went to bed at 10 last night. |
| 0:55.1 | Anyway, it's that podcast. |
| 0:56.4 | That's a good that's a good Friday night time. |
| 0:58.4 | I ate at 915 and then went to bed at 10. |
| 1:00.7 | That's a weird night. |
| 1:01.6 | It's all that hummus. |
| 1:02.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.9 | I had like a 50, 50 milligram edible. |
| 1:07.5 | Damn. |
| 1:08.4 | Watch Mortal Kombat. |
| 1:09.6 | What? |
| 1:10.4 | What a bad at 11. |
| 1:11.7 | That's a great day. |
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