Hey, everybody! Hi, friends! Well, from Beautiful, and I do mean beautiful, Salt Lake City, Utah. It's Thank God I'm Atheist. The podcast. I'm Frank Belldman. And I'm Jan Beacher.

And coming up on the show today, Dan, we're going to be talking about Frank has forgotten what we're going to be talking about.

But I haven't. We're talking about social media. We're talking about the right wing. We're talking about Christian right wing nut jobs.

And the fact that they think that they're trying to carve out a whole new world.

A safe place. I'll be crazy. A literal parallel universe.

Oh, boy. But sadly stuck in our universe.

Right. Yeah. You can only it could just go and be its own. Right. We'd let you go. You guys.

You'll be crazy. Go live in your crazy world with space lasers, starting fires.

Can we find them in Ireland? Can we just find them one? Oh, gladly.

We have to have a surplus island somewhere. There's got to be and look, let's just give it a lot of good infrastructure.

And it just will make it look very enticing. I hope that China has they would build an island. They'll build it. They'll build it.

Maybe they would do us a favor. Oh, my God. I doubt it. Anyway, Dan, it would never go to someplace that didn't have an enormously overinflated military. So we can't do it.

It won't work.

Dan. Yes. Oh, Dan. Oh, the set, the story. What?

What could be so distressing, right? Brace yourself, Dan. There are Mormons in this world with hurt feelings. Oh, no.

No, they're saying it isn't so hurt. They're all it cannot be. I mean, it's really all Mormons.

But specifically, we're talking about Brigham Young University student Mormons. That's the church, the LDS church owned university down in Provo, Utah.

And for I shouldn't say LDS church, I should say the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. That's what they want to be called. You should say the fucking Mormons and let them deal with it.

The Mormon church owned BYU. Yeah. So they, I guess they were playing Baylor down in Texas, in a football.

Texas. Was it football? Yes. Oh, okay. That's good to know. It's not really central to the story. What is central is the leading up to? Oh, it's homecoming. Of course it's. Yeah, okay. Right? Isn't that football?

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I think I think I think traditionally yes. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, this was Baylor's homecoming football.

Real sports bonafitas going on here. Right. Right. Between the two of us. We really know what we're talking about. Well, I mean, like I can provide the background that like BYU beat the youths in their first game, the University of Utah. Yeah.

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