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The Smoking Tire

Alonzo Bodden (comedian)

The Smoking Tire

Zack Klapman, Matt Farah

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4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2014

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week we're joined by comedian and tv host Alonzo Bodden (@AlonzoBodden). You probably know Alonzo from Speed's 101 Cars You Must Drive or America's Worst driver along with a reoccuring role on the final season of Californication, but Alonzo didn't swing by to talk about David Duchovny. We get into Alonzo's long list of cars he has owned over the years as well as his collection of motorcycles.

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We're good. We're wrong. Smoking tire podcasts. What's up? No? Just go. Fuck it. Just go. Smoking tire podcasts. We're here.

0:43.5

This is going to be a good one because I've tried to get this man in the studio a few times here.

0:49.5

Things have happened, but fuck it. He's here now. You've seen him on fuck comedy specials. 101 cars you must drive.

0:55.5

Which I really liked actually now on California. And he's working on a new special for probably showtime. And that's a lot of

1:02.5

a lot of both live at a lot of both on Twitter. Yes, two days. Please follow me on Twitter. I need followers. Do you? Yeah, I do. You must have a lot of

1:12.5

follow. I don't I got about 20,000. Oh, you do need some followers. Yeah, I need some. So tell everybody you know, are you verified? Yeah, I've been. How do you get verified? They do it. They just do it. Yeah, they just did it. I just woke up one

1:24.3

day. I said, son bitch. They're special. The next day verified. But I'm working on a book right now. And the publishers of the book want

1:33.0

you to have more Twitter followers. And I think that's hilarious to me. First of all, because Twitter followers read 140 characters at

1:39.6

time. So they must be expecting a really short book. Yeah, let's get that. And then the other thing is like I've been doing this for

1:48.9

21 years, like 21 years, you're grinding in comedy. And they're like, yeah, you're going to need some Twitter followers. Yeah, like

1:55.2

nothing to do. Not are you funny? Not funny. This is just you're going to need some Twitter followers. They remind you're

2:00.2

quite illicit goes on for 20 years. So crazy. So forget all that shit. When when I talked to Adam Corolla, just in the comics,

2:08.6

who were into cars and he said he got into comedy as a way to pay for his car habit because he figured carpentry would

2:14.5

never cut it. Yeah, especially with his car habit. I mean, you have a car habit. No, I don't. I mean, I like cars. I'm more of a motorcycle guy.

2:24.0

For a long time. I was wearing a Duponti shirt right now. Two reasons. One is I've like bikes were my first love first

2:31.3

passion, but also I can afford bikes. Yeah. Yeah. One nice car. You can have five or six bikes. Yeah. And you have to have

2:38.3

somewhere to keep them. Yeah. That's the other thing. Cars take up a lot of space. So I've always had nice cars. I've always had

2:44.5

one, maybe two nice cars, but I've never been a collector. I don't get well, you let go. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe if I, well,

2:52.4

because I want to try different things. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe if I had the space or or a ton of money, I would have

2:58.7

the collector mentality, but I've never been one to have something that's just going to sit like I'm not driving it or

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