Alonzo Bodden + Andy Dick (Carolla Classics)
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2026
⏱️ 197 minutes
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Summary
#1 ACS #714 (feat. Alonzo Bodden, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2011)
#2 ACS #722 (feat. Andy Dick, Marshall Cook, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2011)
Hosted by Superfan Giovanni
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Cruel Classics. I'm your host super fan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans like the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you like to access |
| 0:23.3 | the entire archive of the Adam Carolla Show, as well as the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the |
| 0:27.1 | newer podcast, beat it out. Make sure to check out Adam Crolla Substack, Adamcrolla.com. Sign up, |
| 0:32.8 | subscribe, listen, ad-free. And if you like to request a clip, please email. It's Classics at Adamcrula.com. |
| 0:37.9 | Now on to the clips. |
| 0:39.1 | Coming up first, we have Adam Curla Show 714, featuring Alonzo Bowden, Allison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2011. |
| 0:45.3 | Check it out. |
| 0:50.5 | Hello, and welcome to Plutofo. |
| 0:53.0 | If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, just stream it for free on Pluto TV, where all your blockbuster favorites are landing all summer long. Catch Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy. Fantastic. Men in black, one through three. That's what I'm talking about. Mean girls. Shut up. Titanic. I'm the key in the world. And so much more. For showtimes, press nothing. They're free 24-7. That is so fetch. On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. Adam Carolla. Yeah. Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on mandate. Get it on. Sorry, my voice is blown out. I just got back from a crazy tour. Me and Mike August traveling around like... Eat more pussy. |
| 1:37.2 | Yeah, yeah, we did. Traveling on like Steve Martin and John Candy. Oh, yeah. Just watch that movie. Yeah, had to tell some 22-year-old waitress about it the other day. |
| 1:48.5 | She's like, who? |
| 1:49.6 | And who's John Candy? |
| 1:50.8 | I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ, feel so old. |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah, we started in Philly. |
| 1:55.8 | We went to Detroit. |
| 1:56.7 | We went to Chicago, and we went to Denver, and we did did a bunch of shows and all the cities were great. |
| 2:04.3 | Problem, Mike Lynch, who has a great sense of humor, timing and understands the act and normally runs the Macintosh computer because it's kind of a PowerPoint presentation could not make it because he just should, I mean, proudly gave birth to a child. |
| 2:21.4 | So selfish of him. |
| 2:23.2 | So this was just me and Mike August, and Mike doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with the Macintosh computer. |
| 2:30.1 | And we're playing these big theaters, and I'm just up on stage. |
| 2:34.7 | Mike's, like, trying to get through the shit and stuff's falling. |
| 2:37.7 | It can't get stuff onto the screen. |
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