Alone, UFC 130, Cheating
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
Comedy Cellar Network
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2011
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know what you're here? |
| 0:02.0 | Ugh, you stink. |
| 0:07.0 | You know what you're eating? |
| 0:10.0 | I'm fucking fucking fucking fucking good mom |
| 0:16.0 | you know what you're gonna mom you know what you're gonna hit |
| 0:20.0 | look at this cocks, look at his cocksucker. |
| 0:25.0 | You know what he is? |
| 0:30.0 | Yo, all right, check it out. We get a quick little podcast, special edition, Saturday. |
| 0:40.0 | Who am I kidding? I'm fucking bored. Okay, I'm by myself. I've been alone for days now. |
| 0:49.0 | Weeks, actually, alone by myself. So this is what I'm doing. I'm doing a |
| 0:53.6 | fucking podcast because I'm alone again. That's what the road is. That's what it is |
| 1:01.2 | it's all bright lights and fucking chicks and drugs and |
| 1:05.2 | Fucking parties and you do shows and you make people laugh and |
| 1:09.2 | fucking sign autographs and |
| 1:12.1 | bullshit time autographs and bullshit. |
| 1:16.0 | That is for some people, but not for me. |
| 1:18.8 | Not right now. |
| 1:21.2 | It's me by myself alone every fucking morning. The only time I'm not alone is when I'm on stage |
| 1:28.4 | As soon as I'm done saying goodbye to everybody taking some photos selling some shit |
| 1:33.7 | son it's more it's over by myself in a cab or getting a ride back to the |
| 1:39.0 | fucking hotel to be alone in front of a fucking TV. |
| 1:43.0 | But you know what? |
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