Alone Time: Just Me, Myself, & My Bulls**t!
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
In another characteristically honest episode, Lisa goes off about the art of being alone, and whether it’s self-care, emotional shutdown, or just an excuse to avoid people. She and Nick unpack their complicated relationships with downtime, social guilt, and why it takes catching the flu to finally take a break. Then the duo reads letters from a “Real Housewives”-obsessed homebody and a single New Yorker who's trying to balance friendship with the urge to stay in bed forever.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach. |
| 0:08.0 | She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all. |
| 0:10.4 | And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass. |
| 0:13.8 | This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy. |
| 0:16.1 | It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:21.6 | Lisa. You need help. |
| 0:24.4 | You're the problem. |
| 0:28.5 | Oh, come on. |
| 0:30.8 | Calm down. |
| 0:33.3 | Go rehab. |
| 0:35.6 | Take a bail. |
| 0:37.4 | I think you're insane. Beautiful. Go to rehab. Take a pill. |
| 0:40.5 | I think you're insane. |
| 0:43.7 | Do what I say, dumb ass. Listen to me. |
| 0:48.8 | Oh, fuck you. |
| 0:51.1 | Oh, my God, that song. |
| 0:55.6 | It's the essence of my being. |
| 0:57.8 | I am sweet and lovely Lisa and welcome. |
| 1:01.0 | To shrink this with Lisa Lampinelli, the podcast that teaches you how to live. |
| 1:06.9 | But absolutely you should not take any of the advice. |
| 1:10.7 | You should ignore us. |
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