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We Have Concerns

Alone in the Dork

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

Pop, Society & Culture, Culture, Games, Gadgets, News, Internet, Comedy, Science

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2018

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Right after the election, Erik Hagerman decided he’d take a break from reading about the hoopla of politics. He swore that he would avoid learning about anything that happened to America after Nov. 8, 2016. “I just look at the weather,” said Mr. Hagerman, 53, who lives alone on a pig farm in southeastern Ohio. Jeff and Anthony berate this selfish stranger.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Boston city of angels prepare for us arriving inside you.

0:06.0

What are you waiting now? We're going to be at PAX East.

0:09.0

Yeah, we're doing it again. We're coming back to the East Coast.

0:12.0

We're going to do a live recording of this very podcast and we'd love for you to be there.

0:17.0

I like how we define Boston as the East Coast.

0:20.0

Isn't it? I don't know anything. I grew up in California.

0:23.0

What is it on the coast?

0:26.0

It's like a lake.

0:28.0

It's not on the coast. There's no water.

0:31.0

Find out.

0:33.0

We were 11 a.m. in the Bobcat theater at PAX East.

0:38.0

We will have a map.

0:55.0

I'm not going to go to them. I'm so tired.

0:57.0

I'm so tired. Just just please don't ask me to do cool things.

1:00.0

Please don't do it. This is we have concerns. I Jeff cannot.

1:03.0

I have the garbony.

1:04.0

Low concerned citizens.

1:06.0

Anthony, I want to talk to you about spoilers.

1:08.0

I don't believe they exist.

1:10.0

You don't. I don't believe in spoilers.

1:11.0

It's a little disappointed to hear that.

1:13.0

Here's my thing.

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