Alone in the Dark

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Film Reviews, Film Interviews, Film History, Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.6 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Uwe Boll is easily the most prolific creator of video game movies, but does he also deserve his reputation as Worst Filmmaker Ever? The Now Playing Arcade takes up the question with a review of Alone In The Dark, a beloved 1992 supernatural PC game that became a 2005 tax write-off for the hack director. Christian Slater stars as a PI who goes looking for lost 30-year-old orphans, and finds Tara Reid logging Native American artifacts in a museum overrun with monsters. Learn if this box office flop is so bad it's good, or just bad, when you listen now!

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0:00.0	You see there's a world around you that you've trained yourself not to see.
0:26.7	You know, at Paranormal, Supernatural, Cult, whatever.
0:30.7	But inside all of us is an uncontrollable fear of the dark.
0:35.5	Kids are told it's irrational, but it's not.
0:38.7	Fear is what protects you from the things you don't believe in.
0:42.7	I learned the truth a long time ago, just because you can't see something.
0:47.7	It doesn't mean it can't kill you.
0:55.7	Welcome to Now Playing Podcasts, Alone in the Dark, Retrospective Series.
1:01.7	My mommy says that there's nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
1:04.7	My mother's wrong, kid.
1:07.7	The inner afraid of the dark is where he's most of us alive.
1:10.7	Part of Now Playing's Video Game Movie Review Series.
1:13.7	My God, I miss you. Good luck.
1:16.7	Hosted by Arnie.
1:18.7	I can't enough baggage for the both of us, trust me.
1:21.7	Justin.
1:22.7	Well, that's until we're neat.
1:24.7	I trust him.
1:25.7	And Stuart.
1:26.7	After all these years, I'm immune to witchcraft, crap.
1:30.7	This podcast may contain detailed clots of oilers and harsh language.
1:35.7	That information's classified. That means it's none of your fucking business.
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