ALN - Mark Ellis

About Last Night

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Mark Ellis returns to talk OSCARS, Kobe, Tiffany Haddish, sequels that'll never win Academy Awards & helps the boys create a new game show! Follow him on TWITTER @markellislive, Adam at @adamraycomedy, Brad @funnybrad, and @alnpodcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sales. Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.
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0:26.0	Go to LinkedIn.com slash XXX to claim your offer.
0:28.9	Terms and conditions apply.
0:32.3	Well, the weekend's over, so it's time to chat about it. Got a midget and a juice, so why don't you sit down and
0:43.3	Listen to a dope podcast
0:47.3	During lunch, dinner or breakfast
0:50.3	Brad William and Adam Ray
0:53.3	Are here for you any time of the day
0:56.5	So come on and treat yourself right
0:59.0	It's about last night
1:02.0	How many dig picks do you think were sent last night?
1:08.9	And yes, we're starting.
1:10.4	Oh, man. That's how we... During the Oscars, during the Oscars, pre-Oskers or post-Oskers. Well, I would hope. I mean, if ever there was an appropriate time to send a dick pick, and there hardly is any. But if there ever is an appropriate time, I think you hold your Oscar next to your dick, you know, like for size comparison.
1:30.7	You're really limiting the pool of potential culprits it could be.
1:35.2	Basically just Jordan Peel.
1:37.1	Yeah, yeah.
1:38.2	That could be anybody's dick.
1:39.6	And then you put his statue next to it and it's like, that's an Oscar winning dick.
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