Almost Too Much Penis

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

A Man dies after masturbating while driving and flipping his car over, a Finnish skier suffers from a frozen penis during a cross country event, and a teacher admits to feeding cupcakes containing husbands semen to students.

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2:01.6	Got a lot coming up including a frozen penis. Anthony you're on MSNBC this week sort of
2:08.8	and the worst cupcake ever. All next on episode 146 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity
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