Almost Pooped On and Other Wild Tales

Elvis Duran's After Party

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, After Shows, Comedy, Entertainment News, Tv & Film

4.8 • 950 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

It starts as a simple question about buying a knife... and spirals into pepper spray laws, stun gun stories, who’d get tased first, and the day Greg T pooped on the studio floor.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:07.0	New Year's resolution.
0:08.8	Own how you show up online.
0:10.7	It's easy with a domain and matching email from GoDaddy.
0:13.7	Now just 99 cents per month for new customers their first year.
0:18.2	Ring in 2026 with a domain and matching email at goaddy.com slash new year.
0:23.8	That's go daddy.com slash new year to own how you show up online.
0:32.6	Get your hands together.
0:34.2	We're going to start to party.
0:36.3	I'm ready to party.
0:38.0	The Elvis Dururan after party.
0:44.3	Welcome, everybody.
0:48.8	Hello.
0:49.7	Hey.
0:50.3	How y'all doing?
0:51.4	Good.
0:52.0	Yeah?
0:52.4	I think.
0:54.0	You think? I don't know. I know. We really don't know. You had something, Daniel? Yeah, so I have a question. So when I order knives, right? A knife set or a butcher knife, something, like to cook with, whatever. It's fine here in the States. Spencer needed a kitchen knife to cut, like, food in the UK.
1:13.8	Okay.
1:14.4	Do you know that he couldn't get it without somebody being home to sign for it?
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