ALMANAC DAY & Acid-Reflux All-Stars
Harris Fantasy Football Podcast
Christopher Harris
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Today you get to read about every skill player you're considering drafting for fantasy football in 2024! It's ALMANAC DAY! We're looking forward to having you read our evaluations and jokes and silliness in this year's Almanac! Of course, injuries are gonna happen, and we already have two big ones to metabolize on today's podcast: Justin Herbert and DeAndre Hopkins. We'll discuss them both, plus we'll list players who we might actually wind up drafting, but we're pretty sure will give us stress farts. It's our Acid-Reflux Alll-Stars! Guest: Cousin Josh.
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Josh's Acid-Reflux All-Stars:
5. Chris Olave
4. Ken Walker
3. James Conner
2. Tee Higgins
1. Tony Pollard
Chris's Acid-Reflux All-Stars
5. Derrick Henry
4. Jalen Hurts
3. De;Von Achane
2. Puka Nacua
1. Kyren Williams
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey! |
| 0:06.1 | It's the Harris Football Podcast with your host, Christopher Harris. |
| 0:13.7 | Welcome! |
| 0:16.2 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:17.4 | Welcome in. |
| 0:18.6 | My name is Chris, and this is a thing about sports and also other things too. |
| 0:25.3 | Hello there, you many, many opossums who listen to this very stupid show. |
| 0:28.9 | How are you today? |
| 0:30.1 | Thank you so much for listening. |
| 0:31.6 | I know how many fantasy podcasts there are out there now. |
| 0:35.1 | And the fact that so many of you listen to this one is truly my honor, and I don't take it lightly. |
| 0:41.1 | I love you all. |
| 0:42.3 | And by golly, it is Almanac Day. |
| 0:45.3 | It's finally here, Friday, August 2nd. |
| 0:48.7 | It's the day I'm going to change like 10 things at the very last minute because of injuries that we'll talk about in a second |
| 0:54.9 | and then I'm going to upload the almanac and for everyone who pre-ordered oh baby you're going to |
| 1:01.9 | get an email that says that your download is ready to go and if you didn't pre-order that's fine too |
| 1:09.8 | you're going to just be able to, you know, order |
| 1:12.1 | and get the PDF in your hot little hands or, I guess, on your hot little computer. It's the day |
| 1:18.9 | I've been pointing to for the last, I guess, three months, maybe a little longer than that, |
| 1:23.8 | and I cannot wait for you to read this thing. But before we get to any more |
| 1:30.2 | about the Almanac, we had injuries on Thursday. We surely did. News about at least two injuries |
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