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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally Sleeps in Her Car

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:05.1

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. If you slept in your bed last night, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. If you slept in anyone's bed last night, consider yourself one of the lucky ones, is Allie is currently smelling her armpit, because sleeping in your own car, it does have,

0:41.6

not only do you not sleep great, but you do wake up the next day feeling very disheveled.

0:45.4

Everything feels off.

0:46.8

Everything's off, and I apologize to everybody because I know that I'm not in the best mood right now.

0:52.8

And I also don't know how I smell so bad after one night. I put on deodorant. I showered yesterday. I did all the things. But for some reason, one night of sleeping in your car, I smell disgusting. Woo! Stink bros! And we know. And by the way, I think Allie's actually out stinking Jake right now because I usually will smell Jake.

1:09.6

It's the first thing I smell when I get here is the Jake. I don't know what it is. Yeah, there's something about you. I don't know what it is either. But it is incredible the power of the car. One of the greatest inventions probably that we will ever have because if not, you'll be able to just walk up and down the street to your little town and that sock. Then you got a horse, but then when you got a car, cars are everything.

1:27.7

But the sleep in a car usually means things did not go according to plan. In the Allie's case, they did not because she lost a bet about the Menendez brothers. And now she has forced to be incarcerated for one week. Last night was night number one. And it did not go great. Yeah great yeah well i tried to set myself up for success

1:45.2

i decided to go with the Subaru because there's a lot more room back there i was going to put the seats

1:49.4

down by the way taking a car seat out of its seat and seeing what is underneath there

1:54.6

oh my god yeah i'm going to be charged for the lease i don't know what's going on but that is not fixable

2:02.4

whatever's under that car seat the level of filth that is either under the car seat or even inside of

2:07.5

the car seat i was like oh it's like snacks that haven't been around for years that's why i smell yeah that could be

2:12.5

it just because of that smell of old chirios and chicken fries yeah but i i decided to put the air mattress in there. There was some troubleshooting that had to happen. And at one point, Katie was like, so are you really doing this? Or are you just making a video and then going to bed? I was like, no, no, I really have to do this. And she was like, Allie, this is sad. Yeah, it was. Sad. Do you love my job or hate my job? And she was like, Allie, this is sad. Yeah, it was. I was like, do you love my job or hate my job? And she was like, I don't hate your job. I just think you're an idiot. And she was like, you can't live like this. And she was like, it's embarrassing. I feel like I need to text our neighbors and just let them know that you're going to be sleeping in the driveway. I hope she does. because there's going to be some kind of an alert that's going to be put out. And at one point, as I was falling asleep, somebody next to me was getting home. And there were people walking around in the driveway. And they've, like I said, they've got a big light on and everything. And because it was so hot, I was with no pants on and had no covers on. So they're just going to peer in and see a naked woman sleeping in the backseat of a Subaru. And what are they going to do? Of course, they're going to call an authority. Yeah, or maybe not. Maybe that was your best move to keep people away. Even the raccoons were like, ew.

3:25.6

We're going near that thing. I don't want to go.

3:27.0

Disgusting.

3:27.0

Here's Sama Valley prepping for her night in her car.

3:30.0

Okay.

3:31.0

The thing is officially beginning.

3:32.9

I have my stuff packed.

3:35.0

This is my little bag with all my essentials,

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