Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. If you'd like to go to Vegas and see Sublime, we got those tickets to give you a couple of times today. We've got multiple trips to give you, and all you got to do is is be ready to call well there's one thing you have to do if you want to win at the end of the show that's listen to every stupid thing we say already we've said a lot of stupid things we'll only been on the air for like 30 minutes but if you would like to win this trip you could be a part of the show quiz it'll happen at the end of the show during summer hours everything we say say can be used against us, but also could score you that trip to go to Vegas, two-night hotel stay, park MGM, $200

gas card, and two tickets and two-day passes to see sublime. And here I am explaining the show even

more. And now it's time for a moment with Kevin. They could end up seeing you in Vegas. The upcoming show you're doing with Pennywise. That is where you take over the whole Vegas thing that's happening. I don't even have the information here. That was a moment with Kevin. That's right. You had another one yesterday talking about this Vegas trip. It's been really hard for you. Omar wasn't here, so he missed it. It's great. Jake sent it, but it's just not bad enough. Really? You guys set the bar so your bad, the bad level bar is so high that it's a hard time. What do you mean? You're disappointed in us not being worse. Not exactly. Yeah, I feel you.

You mean, when you say the bad level bar is so high, are you talking like this?

And now a moment with Allie.

Move over Love Island and make what was for, make war for love, make room for, Jesus. That was a moment with Ali. That's pretty bad. That did not happen this morning. This is what happened yesterday. And, uh, you guys be the judge and let me know if it's bad enough. And then I'll put it together. Happy birthday, Jake. What do you believe is the greatest, movie ever? Oh, this is Jake's. It's the Wolfman remake with Anisra... Beniso Delturo and Anthony Hopkins. No, not bad enough. Not bad enough, right? It's not bad. It's just regular bad. It's not very bad. It's just regular bad.

You had some other ones, though, that were pretty bad.

Well, listen, if Omar's not here, he doesn't hear it, it slides under the radar.

Here's the one that I didn't hear in Jackson this morning.

The year she was born as the year radio started.

She's like, we're like blood, blood brothers or something like that. Yeah, that's good.

We're like breadbrothers.

People knew what I was saying.

Hey, Klein, you know I'm not necessarily a vain person. A vainy person, yes. Yeah, yeah, you're not vain. You don't spend a lot of time. Although you did go through this weird thing earlier this year where you said you were going to start putting beef fat on your face. I stopped doing that. And I wasn't putting it on my face. I was just, I just, it was a one-time purchase on Amazon.

I took some horse pills or whatever. And then after the 30 days, I was like, do you want to renew?

I was like, no, I don't think this really did anything. What was the purpose? I don't really know, Omar. I think they're supposed to like collagen or something. She saw someone on TikTok rubbing a fat on their face

and she's like, I need to get some

beef lard and rub it on my face.

No, it's like everyone was talking about beef tallow

and how good it was. I think it was because of that liver king, it was like everyone was eating beef parts and it was like, ah, this is the secret to keeping you young and keeping you healthy. And so I was like, add to cart, let's give it a try. And whenever Allie runs it by us, we always just go, absolutely, you should do this.

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