K Rock, Fine Alley's show.

Got to give away these tickets to go see Sublime in Vegas, plus hotel stay.

We're wrapping up this round of Don't Be a Dick back to school.

Listen closely.

If you're any of these people that have been described on the radio, please stop before this year officially begins.

Amanda, quickly, nominee, what do you got?

So the people who want to give awards for every little move a kid makes, like not for winning

or something exceptional, like participating or you did your best or all that kind of weird stuff.

I can't stand that. You did your best. My kid came home from the first day of kindergarten last year

wearing a medal like she won the Olympics and I was like, what is this for?

And she goes, it's a first day of kindergarten medal.

Metal?

I'm like, what, you gotta be kidding?

That just sounds expensive.

Well, it's plastic, like shiny plastic.

But still, I was like, that's first.

I mean, I get it.

Let's make a big deal about it.

But like, you haven't really accomplished much. But this is my kids get overly sensitive because then they do one little thing and they're like, where's my metal?

And it's like, hey, in real life, when you're adulting, you don't get medals for crap. Nothing. Do you know how much disrespect we get? We show up every single day to do the stupid show. The amount of the never once got a medal. Hey, Sean, final words. and then we got to give away this trip, uh, trip. What's up? Sounds like you guys are like pretty much a teacher.

Um, my biggest dick is the person who decided how much teachers get paid in California.

Ah.

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