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and then an animal dies and then something dies and uh the question that you have is a is a fair question

but i think you know the answer you wouldn't be asking it well i i really wonder because i think

the i think society has changed the way they look at this.

Most of the time, we don't call each other in general, right?

Everyone is texting each other.

Nobody is calling on a regular basis anymore.

If you're going to make a phone call to someone that you are normally texting,

there are a few big life things that would warrant a phone call.

I'm engaged, I'm pregnant, somebody died, right?

And I wonder...

Those are the three?

Yeah.

What else would there be?

Engage, pregnant, divorce?

I got fire.

Fired, okay.

Fired, I don't know if that's worthy of a phone call.

I got fired?

Yeah, if you want to just get your stress out.

I just had a stroke.

And then, where does a pet death fall in the mix?

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