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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Cavaties

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show.

0:30.3

I am starting to believe that you are being scammed because no one, Ali, unless they were involved in some sort of a serious accident, would have to do as much as you've done over the past, like, two weeks.

0:41.6

And I think it's actually kind of irony. It's biting you in the ass because you are the first person I know that came on the radio and very publicly spoke out against what you called big dentist.

0:50.9

You didn't believe in flossing. You said you don't stand by it. It's a giant

0:54.2

lie. It's the biggest lie we tell every day and every year or two we go get a checkup. Oh yeah, I'm flossing. And they go, no, you're not. I'm just saying we need to start being honest with ourselves and with our dentists. Don't say, yeah, I floss when you don't floss. And we all understand that for the most part, Wayne Fluson.

0:52.7

Ali, for the third time in one week.

0:54.8

Has it been one week or two?

0:56.3

I have had three appointments in the last two weeks. understand that for the most part, we ain't flossing. Ali, for the third time in one week.

1:11.4

Has it been one week or two?

1:10.2

I have had three appointments in the last two weeks. And it makes me think that you might have another one on Friday. Your mouth is falling apart or you are getting scammed and falling for every little upcharge they try to give you, which, you know, I know that you came in here numb on, I forget one day last week. You were still all numbed up because they tried to, they numbed your whole mouth.

1:29.4

And Phil, you said, what numbed up because they tried to, they numbed your whole mouth.

1:24.8

And Phil, you said, what was the number of cavities you had? Nine or something? Glad you were listening. Was it 10? How many cavities? You were here what day when you're doing how many cavities? I don't know. It was such a, it was certain. I remember. They're not trying to share this with you.

1:25.6

It was seven.

1:26.1

It was seven. It was seven.

1:26.3

It was seven.

1:27.6

Well,

1:27.7

it was a lot.

1:28.3

What happened was I started getting,

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