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make sure you have the opportunity to return. I like which one gives you something and immediately

says, and if you don't like it, here's a gift receipt. But then there's the next level, which is

when you wear something, use something, fully take advantage of what that thing is and then still

decide after a certain amount of time.

I'd rather just have the money or the credit. I'm going to go ahead and try to return it because

everyone's got these very lax return policies. Well, I think that's changing. Yeah, I saw a story that

they're going to start charging. Restocking fees. Yeah. Yeah, but also a lot of places are like

no, no hassle returns now through January. It's one through January. Right. Right. They just want you to buy. They'll say whatever they need to say to get you to buy, by, buy, because they know most people are like me. And most people will say, I got to return that and I'll leave it in a box and I'll find it in three years and go, man, I should return that when I have a window. You're like me and you do return things and then like I return things year round.

Okay.

It's not just about Christmas time for me. Do you ever get put on one of those lists? She is. I bet you she is. I bet you 100% I was on a list. No, because I don't buy enough in the first place. You got to watch list. You're probably on a watch list. I told you, I knew a woman that was banned from shopping at Nordstrom's ever again for her whole life because of the amount of returning that was going on. Well, and at Target, I think I returned a few things right at the beginning of the year. And they said, you have $75 left in your return fund. Like there was only a certain amount of money I could return. You've been capped? Wow.

And I was like, oh.

I was like, let me talk to your damn manager.

Oh, there she is. No, but I went to the UPS line, like, to return an Amazon thing. And the line was like out the door. Just returning. Just returning. Just people returning, scan the QR code, move along. But today is the day that I'm going to attempt to return the jumpsuit that I wore at almost acoustic.

A soiled jumpsuit.

Soil. It's not soil. move along but today is the day that I'm going to attempt to return the jumpsuit that I wore at

almost acoustic a soiled a jumpsuit soiled very soiled it was on the it was on the forum bathroom

floor clearly soiled oh no that was just the bottom part of it so the funniest part about this jumpsuit

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