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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. That's terrible. You're a terrible person. It sounds worse than it actually was. From what I just heard for the last 11 seconds during that Sublime song, you are...

It could have happened to anybody.

But it didn't happen to you.

Okay.

You go to a pumpkin patch, or in this case it was a pumpkin festival, and there are inflatables everywhere, the big inflatable slides, those little things with the mazes, and you you go through and then eventually it leads to a slide,

you let your kid in there without their shoes on and you kind of wait for them to come out of the other side, right? You can't go in there. It's too small. It's for all the little, the little taller. Did they tell you that when you try to get in there? Is that what they said? Hey, big ladies. You can't get in here. Yeah, maximum

that I met. I couldn't go in there

with him. So he's going

and, Hey, big lady. She said there was a height, yeah, maximum that I met. I couldn't go in there with him. So he's going in coming out, going in, coming out over and over again. They usually limit that. They usually, this is where the inflation. You want to talk about inflation. Inflation has never hit harder than it has at the pumpkin patch for what you get for what a token cost or a ticket cost and then what you actually get for it Oh yeah and I have to explain Let the kid bounce for five hours. Why do they care? They're like no, I'm sorry three minutes is up. Get off kid Yeah, well and last year too I had to teach him like don't go through it so fast Take your time in there. Okay? Because he was done in like 10 seconds and I was like, we're done with this ride.

This was four tickets.

I feel so bad for Ali's son.

Yeah, that worked while you're in there.

Yeah, this guy is trying to enjoy himself. He thinks it's an obstacle course. He's trying to get out of it. And I was going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up. Just stay in there.

Take a nap in there.

It's, it's, it's, it's, because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's four bucks for like 10 seconds of

entertainment.

Well, not, right, but not if they stay in there longer.

No, but in this case, it was a situation where you pay 15 bucks and they get to go on everything over and over again. Oh. It was actually pretty great. So it was, have at it. Go through all the things, right? Eventually, he's going through the thing over and over and over.

He has no signs of stopping. So I'm like, now's a great time to check on how my fantasy team's doing. So I start getting involved and I start looking through my fantasy team not doing very well. I start checking the scores. I start getting. And then I'm like, you know what? Might as well watch a little

the game on YouTube TV.

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