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Getting pulled over sucks, getting pulled over, especially on your way to work. I think that may be the worst of the getting pulled overs, because already you know your whole day is ahead of you, and you're probably going to be late, you're probably running late, which is maybe why you're going fast or decided I'm going to go ahead and try to hit that red light before it officially goes solid red. And then when you get pulled over, you go, wow, of all the millions of cars on the road, they've decided that I'm the one. They picked me. I'm the one. And this particular morning, and we've all been pulled over, I think, at some point on the way to work, right? Haven't we all been pulled over at least ones? I think Jake gets pulled over a lot because he looks suspicious. But that was in his other car. It was in the old car, because he always would find something to pull me over, like the license plate light was at one time, or tinted windows, tinted driver windows, even though they're barely tinted. They didn't find any reason to pull me over. I thought they used to pull you over because I thought you were one of them because you had that weird, like, maroon undercover cop-car. Yeah. What's up, Detective? Must be... Sorry, I want to...

Hey, it's Detective Stinky. Bring him over here. Let's see what he's up to. Donuts? Oh, it's you. But Vanessa, I think you're a pretty big rule follower when it comes to the roads, I would imagine. I've broken it a few times, but for the most part, Everyone breaks the rules out

Oh, that's right, except hitting people.

She does hit people.

Yeah, that's okay.

Okay. I'm breaking it a few times, but for the most part, everyone breaks the rules out.

Oh, that's right, except hitting people.

She does hit people.

Yeah, that's okay.

Okay, that bike hit me.

The guy on the bike hit you?

I was parking.

Why don't you go flying so far?

Yeah.

All right, who got a ticket?

So this morning, it was Ali's turn.

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