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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally Eats Her Words

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. All right, the moment we've been waiting for is finally here. Allie, we'll get to eat her words. Whenever we say things on the show that other people hear, we force each other to do terrible things why I had to pierce my nipple recently.

0:39.3

It's why Omar had to land an airplane by himself. It's why I had to eat dog food covered in gravy. It's why I'm here in this studio. It's why Brad is here right now. I'm going to eat Brad after this. Brad said when he used to work with Ali and I every morning, if you ever want me, even though I'm going to desert you guys to do morning radio while I go on to make millions of dollars being a stand-up comedian,

0:57.4

if you ever need me, I'll come in, and we have made Brad eat his words every time he comes in. Brad, by the way, going to be doing a bunch of shows coming up locally, so check out all the dates, including coming up this Saturday

0:51.6

and Thousand Oaks, Brad Williamscomedy.com.

0:54.3

He forced me to say that.

0:55.6

I did.

0:56.0

Ali, I see what you've got there going on.

0:57.6

You've got a strategy. including coming up this Saturday and Thousand Oaks, Brad Williamscom.

1:12.0

He forced me to say that.

1:12.4

I did.

1:08.7

Ali, I see what you've got there going on. You've got a strategy. If you're not watching on YouTube, now it would be a good time to go there. K Rock's YouTube. Ali has already separated the hot dogs out of the buns. Yeah, I decided to not go with giant hot dog smoothie. I'm going with solids. Solid. I'm going to go hot dogs first and then I might A bad move

1:09.5

What do you mean?

1:11.1

Omar says bad.

1:11.5

Because you need the texture.

1:12.5

You need the meat and the bread to kind of like you know balance everything out. I think it's going to take too long to eat him. That's why everybody does it this way in the hot dog eating championship. They all eat it. No, no. You're not a pro. The champ dips in water. I'm not going to dip the whole thing in water. Let's just get this over. Brad, you want to go sidebed with me? Side bet? Yeah, what do you think? Oh, you want some action? What's the line? Three and a half dogs? I think she's going to quit after three. It's tough for me to take that over.

2:01.3

After three means she's going to finish three. I think she'll finish three full. Brad, take the over. I can eat more than three. All right. I'll take the over. You're going to take over three? How much you want to go? She's shocked Brad didn't take the under just for comedy. I normally do. I know. Yeah, we'll put 50 credits.

2:00.3

Credits?

2:00.7

Fcetts?

2:01.4

Yeah. I normally do. I know. We'll put 50 credits.

2:19.7

Credits?

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