Alligators
Flightless Bird
David Farrier
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm David Ferrier and New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America and I want to figure out what makes this country tick. |
| 0:07.0 | Now as you may recall from the Bears episode of Flightless Bird, I discovered that America is very different to New Zealand and that it's filled to the brim with terrifying animals that can kill you. |
| 0:16.4 | Snakes, mountain lions, bears, we don't have any of that stuff back home. |
| 0:20.4 | So you can imagine my fear when I waded into Florida, home to 2,000 |
| 0:24.4 | to 2,000 crocodiles and a whopping 1.25 million alligators. |
| 0:28.9 | There's also some tragic news tonight from Fort Pierce, Florida, |
| 0:32.0 | where an 85-year-old woman was killed in a rare alligator attack. |
| 0:36.0 | Florida started tracking alligator attacks in 1948. Since then, there have been over 400 and over two dozen deaths. Each year about eight people |
| 0:45.8 | get bitten by a gator in this state of Florida. |
| 0:48.6 | Near her home in a retirement community this afternoon, an 85 year old woman was walking her dog along the |
| 0:55.1 | water's edge. Horrified neighbors say the alligator suddenly sprung from the |
| 1:00.0 | water and dragged her back under. Of course, relative to the population of both people and big lizards, |
| 1:06.1 | attacks are rare. |
| 1:07.4 | But they're less rare than in New Zealand where we have exactly zero of them. |
| 1:11.2 | Florida is also the only place on the planet where you can find both |
| 1:14.2 | crocodiles and alligators coexisting in the wild, salt water and |
| 1:18.4 | freshwater coming together in a cacophony of scales, jaws and |
| 1:22.3 | gnashing teeth. |
| 1:24.0 | So, warm up that cold blood and get ready to get up close and personal |
| 1:28.2 | with one of Florida's favorite four-legged pissing residents, |
| 1:31.9 | because this is the alligators episode. |
| 1:34.8 | Flightless. |
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