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Welcome to the Eric Mutt Taxi Show.

I'm not the announcer Todd Wilkerson, but I sound so much like him that Eric asked me to take over.

Evidently Todd was caught stealing again.

Oh, it was nothing big, just some toilet paper out of the studio bathroom,

little soaps and some poppery.

But still, Eric said it was the principle of the thing.

So we fired Todd's behind just like that.

And now your host, Mr. Law and Order, Eric Mutt Taxi Show.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Folks, it's the Eric Mutt Taxi Show.

I happen to be Eric Mutt Taxi, that's no coincidence.

I got to tell you, I get to do some fun stuff.

And I think it's next week, January 17th, I'm going to be speaking at an event called

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