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🗓️ 5 December 2019
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:00.0 | Comedy Legend Michelle Wolf is guest hosting The Daily Show next week. |
0:04.6 | And you can listen to her episodes in the podcast The Daily Show Ears Edition. |
0:08.8 | You'll also get highlights, extended interviews, and hilarious segments straight from the show. |
0:14.0 | Listen to The Daily Show EARS Edition on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or |
0:20.4 | wherever you get your podcasts. |
0:26.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:28.0 | I'm originally from Florida. |
0:31.0 | Wu is the state motto of Florida, that is correct. |
0:38.0 | Florida is a weird place. |
0:40.0 | If you've never been there, I have this analogy I like to use to explain it I'll share with you |
0:43.7 | find folks tonight. |
0:45.6 | If America is the Walmart, then Florida is that McDonald's inside the Walmart. |
0:53.3 | I don't know if you've ever been in one of those McDonald's, |
1:01.3 | it's always really weird. |
1:02.3 | It's like a guy waving a gun around for no reason. If you've ever been in one of those McDonald's, it's always really weird. |
1:03.3 | It's like a guy waving a gun around for no reason. |
1:07.6 | There's an iguana of the cash register. |
1:11.8 | It's a meth deal by the sodas. |
1:14.0 | There's a meth deal on the menu. |
1:15.0 | It's actually pretty good meth. |
1:17.0 | You can think of that. |
1:18.0 | I'm from Jacksonville, Florida. |
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