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🗓️ 25 December 2020
⏱️ 157 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey deserving listeners, it is Christmas and to prepare for this episode today, I asked everyone to submit their questions about Christmas. |
0:10.0 | And Colin actually compiled all these questions and he starts off with the following |
0:16.8 | stocking stuffers as he puts them a bunch of would you rather questions so Colin |
0:21.8 | is asking me would I rather chug a gallon of |
0:25.2 | egg nog or eat a whole gingerbread house would I rather chug a gallon of |
0:31.7 | egg nog or eat a whole gingerbread house. |
0:34.6 | Well, that's kind of tough because eggnog, although sounds funny, |
0:38.9 | it's actually not that bad, especially when you make it well enough. But chugging a gallon, I mean one, drinking a |
0:47.0 | gallon of any liquid would be rough, but chugging, no, that's just not going to work. Eating |
0:52.2 | a whole gingerbread house, you know what, I'm just going to assume it's a small gingerbread house and I can take my time. |
0:57.5 | So I'm going to eat a whole gingerbread house. |
1:00.0 | Have tofirky or have a Spam Turkey dinner? |
1:04.0 | Well, I don't know, both of them are fine, but I'm going to go with the Spam Turkey dinner of course. |
1:10.0 | Hang Mistletoe in the bathroom door or hang Mistletoe above your desk at work. |
1:17.0 | Well, at work, I work at home, so I haven't been to the university in, I don't know, 10 months. |
1:24.0 | So I'm just going to say, of course, my desk at work because kissing in the bathroom door, |
1:29.9 | and of course it would just be my wife because it's just, you know, it's the only person I'm going to be kissing around here. |
1:35.4 | So I'm going to say above my desk because I'd rather kiss at my desk in front of, or I'd rather kiss at my desk chair than the bathroom door. |
1:47.2 | You know, it just seems kind of strange to kiss in the bathroom door, although I don't want a bathroom door kiss shame anybody. |
1:56.0 | Receive a gift of in zap straps, I don't know what zap strap, is that a young person thing? |
2:01.8 | Or receive a gift wrapped in 12 layers of masking tape. |
2:06.0 | All right, 12 layers of masking tape sounds really annoying. |
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