It's 10 o'clock a.m. on a Saturday morning and you know what it's time for.

It's time for Polka till it hurts with me, your host, Ziggy Zelensky.

Hey! Oh, let's go!

You know friends you've joined at the exact right time.

We are here at Perogi and Pepeake Palace in the heart of downtown Go! You know, friends, you've joined at the exact right time.

We are here at Barogi and Bay Peak Palace in the heart of downtown Grabapple, on the corner

of First and First Street.

You gotta come on down, you gotta join us.

We got the clowns for the little Pokemonsters.

Pilsner is flowing for all of our adult friends and the Polish pain pit and dungeon for all the nipple

twisting, taint-dazing and the bondage you can handle.

Upstairs for your polka party downstairs for your ping and that while you're here,

you must say happy birthday to our favorite business in the entire world is a tattooed

Tina. Happy birthday tattooedina happy birthday

till you take it away boys she flies in the door like a dragon on fire her hair in the breeze

a bird on a wire she tickles the taint of a dolphin in heat

she carries her whip so sassy sweet she'll eat you alive she'll rind your insides you'll

know when you have seen her she's a lovely surprise with razors for eyes she's the tattooed

Tina she twirls in her boots with a grin and a wink spinning like a

top skin drenched in ink her smile cuts deeps she won't take no shit with soft subtle jabs and the

sharp sense of wit she'll eat you alive she'll grind your incise you'll know when

you have seen her she's a lovely surprise with razors for eyes she's the tattoo Tina she'll eat you alive she'll

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