Good morning. Where to begin? I think Nick Ferrari this morning, struggling to contain his mirth at the Rwanda

scheme, actually sets the tone for the only way to approach it now. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

I can't begin to imagine what it would be like to contemplate this sort of policy if you were

a fan of Boris Johnson, who of course

was Prime Minister when it was first introduced, or an admirer of Priti Patel, who was the

Home Secretary who first sought to steer it to fruition, or indeed a cheerleader for Suella

Braverman, who was both the second and third Home Secretary who sought to deliver

the Rwanda plan, whatever it was. And everywhere you turn, it gets worse. I can't remember

a policy like this. Let me run through some of your suggestions. I think we're going to do

a phone in on, is this the worst policy of your lifetime? 034-60609-73.

And if not, what is?

You can't have Brexit.

My inbox, God, there's a first.

James O Brexit, saying you're not allowed to talk about Brexit.

Brexit's not a policy in the same sense that this is.

The government that brought Brexit about was David Cameron's and he didn't want it.

Obviously, having presided over such epic stupidity

in political life would in a normal country exclude you from high office for the rest of your days.

But in Brexit, Britain, he gets brought back as foreign secretary by a desperate prime minister,

i.e. Rishi Sunak. So you can't have Brexit. Yes, it cost a fortune. Yes,

there are absolutely no benefits at all. I'm reading your texts now. That's from Ali.

But it doesn't count because it's not like the government announced it. It was a referendum result

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