Welcome friends to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm

Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now. Never fear. That's why we're here. We're your audio uncles.

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, as you will hear us discuss at great length at the end of the show

you only get one that we know of so you'd better make the most of it.

Let's do it! Well, Uncle Dan. Yes, sir. We are in the midst of yet another show, and this one goes both shallow and deep I hope so I I will

talk a little bit about the the true the true lineage of the British Royal family and I think that'll be an exciting time for all of us.

Yes indeed it'll be eye opening but will the eyes open vertically or horizontally is the question.

We'll find out.

Then Uncle Doug is going to take us on a game show through bullshit.

Yeah, that's right.

We're going to play for cash and prizes and we'll see if any of us are sorry about it at the end.

And then you wanted to do something kind of deep and meaningful and we'll see how that goes because that's not really our brand.

Yeah, it's a little it's a little off-brand for us to actually do anything that matters at all,

but we're gonna we're gonna attempt it and and see what happens.

Yeah, hopefully we'll nail the dismount so join us won't you? Let's do a show!

Well, Uncle Boys, Friends, up there in the Great White North.

Uncle Dan.

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